An overweight orange cat sitting on a closed toilet

Here he is. you found him.
Thank you for indulging me.

I have this terrible character trait where whenever someone mentions cats I immediately take out my phone and begin sharing photos of my cats. It’s an unstoppable compulsion. I figured I’d try to get this out of the way here. It’s less awkward on the Internet.

Also, the cat’s name is Archie. You’d know that if you saved this image to your desktop like a normal person.